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- The Democrats said, "We don't know what's wrong with America, but we can fix it." The Republicans said, "There's nothing wrong with America, and we…
- The Democrats planned to fiddle while Rome burned. The Republicans were going to burn Rome, then fiddle.
- Watching Republicans in Washington is like watching lemmings, if lemmings jumped into cesspools instead of off cliffs. Splash! There goes Mark Foley!
- The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the…
- We had a choice between Democrats who couldn't learn from the past and Republicans who couldn't stop living in it...
- The difference between American parties is actually simple. Democrats are in favor of higher taxes to pay for greater spending, while Republicans are in favor…
- Watching Republicans in Washington is like watching lemmings, if lemmings jumped into cesspools instead of off cliffs.
More Republicans Quotes
- Let me put it this way: I think Republicans tend to keep the ball in play, Democrats go for broke. — Arthur Ashe
- Instead of creating new jobs, Republicans gave tax cuts to companies that send jobs overseas. — Joe Baca
- The American people are sick and tired of this 'lesser evil' garbage they get fed every election year. Both the Democrats and… — Roseanne Barr
- If Republicans are aiming for the heart, for compassion, the last thing they should do is abandon the sanctity of life. Instead,… — Gary Bauer
- Republican values - strong families, faith, personal responsibility and freedom, among others - are not unique to specific subsets of the electorate.… — Gary Bauer
- One thing everyone seems to agree on is that Republicans face a perceived compassion deficit. — Gary Bauer
- It's not just spending, it's not just taxes, it's not just corruption, it is progressivism, and it is in both parties. It… — Glenn Beck
- I was one of the hardest-hitting conservatives on George W. Bush. Republicans didn't like me on George W. Bush. Republicans still don't… — Glenn Beck
- What is a democrat? One who believes that the republicans have ruined the country. What is a republican? One who believes that… — Ambrose Bierce
- Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas. — Lewis Black
- Republicans and Democrats can barely do what they're supposed to do, and they sure can't do math! — Lewis Black
- The Democrats have responded to the Republicans' lack of dealing with reality by truly not dealing with reality, either. — Lewis Black