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- Republicans have become the party of red, white and blue rose colored glasses. By drowning out criticism with USA! USA!, they prevent this country from…
- Karl Rove thinks we shouldn’t have Hillary Clinton in the White House because she fell and hit her head a couple years ago, spent three…
- New Rule: This Valentine’s Day Americans must remember that politicians are like a box of chocolates. We bite into them to find out what's on…
- Republicans stand by their convictions. Stupid, ignorant, world-destroying convictions based on disproven economic fantasies and ancient books full of primitive morality and magic people. But…
- The Republicans released their 'Pledge to America.' It's 21 pages of phony charts and bad ideas. Sarah Palin got a copy, and she said, 'How…
- Only 42 percent of Republicans believe Obama was born in the United States. That's an amazing statistic. How come in America Christians are the only…
- Over the last 30 odd years, Democrats have moved to the right and the right has moved into the mental hospital. So what we have…
- We've created over 200,000 jobs every month this year. Hasn't happened in 17 years. I guess my first question is, when do the Republicans stop…
- Unemployment is down, confidence is up, DOW 5,000 above Bush - or as Republicans put it, let's talk about gay people and abortion!
- Republicans don't have to accept evolution, economics, climatology, or human sexuality, but I just watched a week of their national convention, and I need them…
- I find it ironic that Republicans have such disdain for the lazy, and yet their solution to every problem is do nothing. Their answer to…
- Tea Party has now cost the Republicans 5 senate seats. My next donation is going to them.
- Republicans say that sex is bad, because with them it always is. It is!...I'm sorry, but they're just doughy, asexual, wonky, white people, and if…
- President Bush is supporting Arnold but a lot of Republicans are not, because he is actually quite liberal. Karl Rove said if his father wasn't…
- Republicans are taking the defeat over Health Care as well as Tiger Woods took to marriage.
More Republicans Quotes
- Let me put it this way: I think Republicans tend to keep the ball in play, Democrats go for broke. — Arthur Ashe
- Instead of creating new jobs, Republicans gave tax cuts to companies that send jobs overseas. — Joe Baca
- The American people are sick and tired of this 'lesser evil' garbage they get fed every election year. Both the Democrats and… — Roseanne Barr
- If Republicans are aiming for the heart, for compassion, the last thing they should do is abandon the sanctity of life. Instead,… — Gary Bauer
- Republican values - strong families, faith, personal responsibility and freedom, among others - are not unique to specific subsets of the electorate.… — Gary Bauer
- One thing everyone seems to agree on is that Republicans face a perceived compassion deficit. — Gary Bauer
- It's not just spending, it's not just taxes, it's not just corruption, it is progressivism, and it is in both parties. It… — Glenn Beck
- I was one of the hardest-hitting conservatives on George W. Bush. Republicans didn't like me on George W. Bush. Republicans still don't… — Glenn Beck
- What is a democrat? One who believes that the republicans have ruined the country. What is a republican? One who believes that… — Ambrose Bierce
- Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas. — Lewis Black
- Republicans and Democrats can barely do what they're supposed to do, and they sure can't do math! — Lewis Black
- The Democrats have responded to the Republicans' lack of dealing with reality by truly not dealing with reality, either. — Lewis Black