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- New Rule: If an Evangelical tries to use Halloween to pimp Jesus to kids, they get to egg his house. On Halloween, the president of…
- Faith means making a virtue out of not thinking. It's nothing to brag about; and those who preach faith and enable and elevate it are…
- This is why rational people - anti-religionists - must end their timidity and come out of their closet and assert themselves.
- Republicans have become the party of red, white and blue rose colored glasses. By drowning out criticism with USA! USA!, they prevent this country from…
- Karl Rove described Obama as "the guy at the country club with the beautiful date, holding a martini, and making snide comments about everyone who…
- Guns aren't just a tool of last resort. They're awesome. That's why people stroke them. And name them, and take pictures with them. You guys…
- Mitt Romney we think is going run again. He says he has no plans to run, but he said if he did run, this time…
- New Rule: This Valentine’s Day Americans must remember that politicians are like a box of chocolates. We bite into them to find out what's on…
- A new biography came out that says that in high school Obama was a huge pothead … Mitt Romney had to respond to this and…
- We learned this week that Mitt Romney is building a car elevator in his house. An elevator for your cars. I get the feeling this…
- African American Congressman Bobby Rush wore a hoodie on the floor of Congress to make a point this week. And they threw him out. They…
- Now that they've finished reading the Constitution out loud, the Teabaggers must call out that group of elitist liberals whose values are so antithetical to…
- We had a national tragedy this week, and the President of the United States and Sarah Palin both made speeches on the same day. Obama…
- Rick Santorum has come out against contraception and against college. He wants us literally to be f**king stupid.
- I want you teabaggers out there to understand one thing: while you idolize the Founding Fathers and dress up like them, and smell like them,…
- This week Sarah Palin's memoir became a bestseller. It's not even out yet. It's being translated into English.
- It is appalling to make Jesus out of food! Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go bake some communion wafers.
- Based on every statement I’ve heard out of any Republican in the last two years, the Israelis are controlling our government.
- What is it with conservatives? Seriously, I'm not trying to be partisan but it seems like if they're anti-illegal alien, they have illegal aliens working…
- To all conservative women out there: If you are so sure the embryo needed for stem cell research are precious human life that can't be…
- Married men live longer. Yes. And an indoor cat also lives longer. It's a furball with a broken spirit, that can only look out on…
- To even win a nomination in this country, you have to say you're a person of great faith. You have to pledge to the people…
- In New York, Catholic groups have forced an art gallery to shut down an exhibition of a six-foot image of Jesus in chocolate. So, the…
- We need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels and free thinkers. It's overrun with sheep and conformists.
- Whenever the people are for gay marriage or medical marijuana or assisted suicide, suddenly the 'will of the people' goes out the window.
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