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Thinking Quotes by Bill Maher
- During the Depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn't have time to sue a company if the coffee was too hot. There…
- Faith means making a virtue out of not thinking. It's nothing to brag about; and those who preach faith and enable and elevate it are…
- The NRA made an ad saying that Obama is elitist because his kids have armed guards. Yeah, that crazy Obama thinking his kids need special…
- Faith means the purposeful suspension of critical thinking. It’s nothing to be admired.
- Mitt Romney we think is going run again. He says he has no plans to run, but he said if he did run, this time…
- Sarah Palin said perhaps the most irresponsible thing I've ever heard any politician say. She said, 'The only thing that stops a bad guy with…
- Karl Rove thinks we shouldn’t have Hillary Clinton in the White House because she fell and hit her head a couple years ago, spent three…
- Now that they've finished reading the Constitution out loud, the Teabaggers must call out that group of elitist liberals whose values are so antithetical to…
- I want you teabaggers out there to understand one thing: while you idolize the Founding Fathers and dress up like them, and smell like them,…
- I want to just take a moment to thank the Teabaggers. Thank you so much for helping us pass health care, for resurrecting the Obama…
- You can’t be a rational person six days a week and on one day of the week, go to a building, and think you are…
- I hate religion. I think it's a neurological disorder.
- Religion, it stops people from thinking because they think all the answers are in that one book; it impedes progress; it justifies crazy people. Flying…
- If I thought the Lord was speaking to me I'd check myself into Bellevue, and I think you should too.
- Do you think if it was the fairy tale about a man who lived inside of a whale and it was religion that Jack built…
- I think that religion stops people from thinking. I think it justifies crazies. I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I…
- Down in Texas, Rick Perry announced he will not run for reelection. He said 'I executed one last woman, that fertilizer plant exploded, I returned…
- Halloween is a day when we all get to fool people into thinking we're someone else. Or as Mitt Romney calls it, campaigning.
- Between Ron Paul and Rick Perry, I think the lesson is don't get sick in Texas.
- And what is the Republican solution to these outrageous [racial] inequalities? There isn't one. And that's the point. Denying racism is the new racism. To…
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