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- During the Depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn't have time to sue a company if the coffee was too hot. There…
- The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.
- This is why rational people - anti-religionists - must end their timidity and come out of their closet and assert themselves.
- That's what American democracy has come down to at these town hall meetings: old people and gun nuts, which is a terrible combination. I heard…
- A lot of people have warned President Clinton that Bosnia will turn into another Vietnam, which would be embarrassing for him because he'll have to…
- Jesus, as a philosopher is wonderful. There's no greater role model, in my view, than Jesus Christ. It's just a shame that most of the…
- Karl Rove described Obama as "the guy at the country club with the beautiful date, holding a martini, and making snide comments about everyone who…
- Guns aren't just a tool of last resort. They're awesome. That's why people stroke them. And name them, and take pictures with them. You guys…
- Republicans stand by their convictions. Stupid, ignorant, world-destroying convictions based on disproven economic fantasies and ancient books full of primitive morality and magic people. But…
- Again, (America is) a stupid country with stupid people who don't pay attention.
- What a day for the Tea Party people. Did you see that? America's parks and fairgrounds were lost in a sea of man-boobs. They were…
- I do miss George Bush. Compared to these teabaggers and the people who are pandering to them, he looks like a professor.
- To those people who say, 'My father is alive because of animal experimentation,' I say, 'Yeah, well, good for you. This dog died so your…
- Religion, it stops people from thinking because they think all the answers are in that one book; it impedes progress; it justifies crazy people. Flying…
- When people say to me, 'You hate America,' I don't hate America. I love America. I am just embarrassed that it has been taken over…
- Ronald Reagan was an anti-government, union-busting, race baiting, anti-abortion, anti-gay, anti-intellectual, who cut rich people's taxes in half, had a incurable case of the military-industrial…
- Unemployment is down, confidence is up, DOW 5,000 above Bush - or as Republicans put it, let's talk about gay people and abortion!
- When I hear from people that religion doesn't hurt anything, I say really? Well besides wars, the crusades, the inquisitions, 9-11, ethnic cleansing, the suppression…
- I think that religion stops people from thinking. I think it justifies crazies. I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I…
- I find it ironic that Republicans have such disdain for the lazy, and yet their solution to every problem is do nothing. Their answer to…
- You can't pray away global warming, and that's the difference between religious people and sane people.
- The NYPD must stop acting like the only thing black people do is run from them and shoot at them. Believe it or not there…
- In ten Muslim countries you can get the death penalty just for being gay. If they were chopping the heads off of gay people in…
- When it comes to religion, we're not two sides of the same coin, and you don't get to put your unreason up on the same…
- The difference between a GOP convention and Comic-Con is that the people at Comic-Con have a much firmer grasp of reality.
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