"New Rule: If an Evangelical tries to use……" — Bill Maher

New Rule: If an Evangelical tries to use Halloween to pimp Jesus… - Bill Maher

"New Rule: If an Evangelical tries to use Halloween to pimp Jesus to kids, they get to egg his house. On Halloween, the president of the American Family Association urged his flock to hand out a Christian-based comic book instead of candy. Excuse me, Halloween isn't a time to push your beliefs. You don't see me handing out pot to kids...Okay, well not the little kids."

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