Egg Quotes
375 quotes by 330 authors
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Once in a while, I'll slip and get off my vegan diet and have egg whites in the morning, that's a good source of protein…
— Travis Barker
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I'm youth, I'm joy, I'm a little bird that has broken out of the egg.
— James M. Barrie
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It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm…
— Dave Barry
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Boredom is the dream bird that hatches the egg of experience. A rustling in the leaves drives him away.
— Walter Benjamin
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Football is a fertility festival. Eleven sperm trying to get into the egg. I feel sorry for the goalkeeper.
— Bjork
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A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg.
— Samuel Butler
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I always run in the morning on an empty stomach, and I'll go through a bottle and a half of water. Then I have a…
— Drew Carey
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The greatest achievement was at first and for a time a dream. The oak sleeps in the acorn, the bird waits in the egg, and…
— James Allen
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When I got to France I realized I didn't know very much about food at all. I'd never had a real cake. I'd had those…
— Julia Child
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Being born in a duck yard does not matter, if only you are hatched from a swan's egg.
— Hans Christian Andersen
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An irrefutable proof that such single-celled primaeval animals really existed as the direct ancestors of Man, is furnished according to the fundamental law of biogeny…
— Ernst Haeckel
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I have devoted my whole life to the study of Nature, and yet a single sentence may express all that I have done. I have…
— Louis Agassiz
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Being kissed by a man who didn't wax his moustache was-like eating an egg without salt.
— Rudyard Kipling
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The Golf Hall of Fame is full of players with unusual looking swings. Some of the prettiest swings you've ever seen in your life are…
— Peter Jacobsen
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Speech is often barren; but silence also does not necessarily brood over a full nest. Your still fowl, blinking at you without remark, may all…
— George Eliot
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From the egg to the apple.
— Horace
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On Friday the 13th, April 2029, an asteroid large enough to fill the Rose Bowl as though it were an egg cup will fly so…
— Neil deGrasse Tyson
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New Rule: If an Evangelical tries to use Halloween to pimp Jesus to kids, they get to egg his house. On Halloween, the president of…
— Bill Maher
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Remember, people will judge you by your actions not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold but so does a hard-boiled egg.
— Maya Angelou
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I think egg boiling is the hardest thing I've ever done, but I can make a tiramisu anytime you want.
— Catherine Zeta-Jones
Who Wrote These Egg Quotes
330 authors contributed a total of 375 Egg Quotes, led by these top contributors: