Egg Quotes

375 quotes by 330 authors

Once in a while, I'll slip and get off my vegan diet and have egg whites in the morning, that's a good source of protein… — Travis Barker
I'm youth, I'm joy, I'm a little bird that has broken out of the egg. — James M. Barrie
It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm… — Dave Barry
Boredom is the dream bird that hatches the egg of experience. A rustling in the leaves drives him away. — Walter Benjamin
Football is a fertility festival. Eleven sperm trying to get into the egg. I feel sorry for the goalkeeper. — Bjork
A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg. — Samuel Butler
I always run in the morning on an empty stomach, and I'll go through a bottle and a half of water. Then I have a… — Drew Carey
The greatest achievement was at first and for a time a dream. The oak sleeps in the acorn, the bird waits in the egg, and… — James Allen
When I got to France I realized I didn't know very much about food at all. I'd never had a real cake. I'd had those… — Julia Child
Being born in a duck yard does not matter, if only you are hatched from a swan's egg. — Hans Christian Andersen
An irrefutable proof that such single-celled primaeval animals really existed as the direct ancestors of Man, is furnished according to the fundamental law of biogeny… — Ernst Haeckel
I have devoted my whole life to the study of Nature, and yet a single sentence may express all that I have done. I have… — Louis Agassiz
Being kissed by a man who didn't wax his moustache was-like eating an egg without salt. — Rudyard Kipling
The Golf Hall of Fame is full of players with unusual looking swings. Some of the prettiest swings you've ever seen in your life are… — Peter Jacobsen
Speech is often barren; but silence also does not necessarily brood over a full nest. Your still fowl, blinking at you without remark, may all… — George Eliot
From the egg to the apple. — Horace
On Friday the 13th, April 2029, an asteroid large enough to fill the Rose Bowl as though it were an egg cup will fly so… — Neil deGrasse Tyson
New Rule: If an Evangelical tries to use Halloween to pimp Jesus to kids, they get to egg his house. On Halloween, the president of… — Bill Maher
Remember, people will judge you by your actions not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold but so does a hard-boiled egg. — Maya Angelou
I think egg boiling is the hardest thing I've ever done, but I can make a tiramisu anytime you want. — Catherine Zeta-Jones

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