"Football is a fertility festival. Eleven sperm trying……" — Bjork
"Football is a fertility festival. Eleven sperm trying to get into the egg. I feel sorry for the goalkeeper."
More Egg Quotes
- Once in a while, I'll slip and get off my vegan diet and have egg whites in the morning, that's… — Travis Barker
- I'm youth, I'm joy, I'm a little bird that has broken out of the egg. — James M. Barrie
- It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why… — Dave Barry
- Boredom is the dream bird that hatches the egg of experience. A rustling in the leaves drives him away. — Walter Benjamin
- A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg. — Samuel Butler
- I always run in the morning on an empty stomach, and I'll go through a bottle and a half of… — Drew Carey
- The greatest achievement was at first and for a time a dream. The oak sleeps in the acorn, the bird… — James Allen
- When I got to France I realized I didn't know very much about food at all. I'd never had a… — Julia Child
- Being born in a duck yard does not matter, if only you are hatched from a swan's egg. — Hans Christian Andersen
- An irrefutable proof that such single-celled primaeval animals really existed as the direct ancestors of Man, is furnished according to… — Ernst Haeckel
- I have devoted my whole life to the study of Nature, and yet a single sentence may express all that… — Louis Agassiz
- Being kissed by a man who didn't wax his moustache was-like eating an egg without salt. — Rudyard Kipling