Sperm Quotes

60 quotes by 56 authors

It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm… — Dave Barry
Football is a fertility festival. Eleven sperm trying to get into the egg. I feel sorry for the goalkeeper. — Bjork
Every batch of sperm represents an opportunity for genetic typos - called de novo mutations - to be passed on. A 20-year-old man and woman… — Jeffrey Kluger
The cloning procedure is similar to IVF. The only difference is that the DNA of sperm and egg would be replaced by DNA from an… — Nathan Myhrvold
When sperm and egg unite, something goes from inanimate to animate. It is life. — Mitt Romney
Women of child-bearing age steadily run out of eggs by the continuous process of cell death. While reading a copy of the 'Guardian' carefully from… — Robert Winston
I will love you as the iceberg loves the ship, and the passengers love the lifeboat and the lifeboat loves the teeth of the sperm… — Daniel Handler
So generation after generation of men in love with pain and passivity serve out their time in the Zone, silent, redolent of faded sperm, terrified… — Thomas Pynchon
Perhaps eggs are like neurons, which also are not replenished in adulthood: they know too much. Eggs must plan the party. Sperm need only to… — Natalie Angier
Ah those knock-out body fluids: blood, sperm, tears! — Jean Genet
I suspect that I am the result of particularly weak conception on the part of my father. His sperm was probably emitted in a rather… — John Kennedy Toole
And yet, in each human coupling, a thousand million sperm vie for a single egg. Multiply those odds by countless generations, against the odds of… — Alan Moore
I didn't know then what a sperm was, and so wouldn't understand his answer for several years. "My boy," he said, "you are descended from… — Kurt Vonnegut
All the worry people expend over not existing after they die, yet nary a one ever seems to spare a moment to worry about not… — Lois McMaster Bujold
Thatâ€™s not a father. Thatâ€™s a sperm donor. Forget him. Heâ€™s a mess. Concentrate on me. Iâ€™m terrific. (Linc Blaise) — Jennifer Crusie
America used to live by the motto "Father Knows Best." Now we're lucky if "Father Knows He Has Children." We've become a nation of sperm… — Stephen Colbert
It is wrong to bear children out of need, wrong to use a child to alleviate loneliness, wrong to provide purpose in life by reproducing… — Irvin D. Yalom
But the main point is that he still had swimmers in his sacks.â€ â€œExcuse me?â€ â€œYou know, luv. Sperm, if you want to be all… — Jeaniene Frost
Love dries up, I thought as I walked back to the bathroom, even faster than sperm. — Charles Bukowski
In the center lay the exploded carcass of a lonely sperm whale that hadn't lived long enough to be disappointed with its lot. — Douglas Adams

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