Sperm Quotes

60 quotes by 56 authors

In the seventeenth century, it was held by some that inside a human sperm there was a minute human being - a homunculus - that… — John Tyler Bonner
The egg of every species of animal or plant carries a definite number of bodies called chromosomes. The sperm carries the same number. Consequently, when… — Thomas Hunt Morgan
For each chromosome contributed by the sperm there is a corresponding chromosome contributed by the egg, there are two chromosomes of each kind, which together… — Thomas Hunt Morgan
Sperm is a bandit in its pure state. — Emile M. Cioran
Am a fast runner..I have been fast since I was a damn sperm..that's why am the first boy — Koblet
At the sperm bank there was a woman in the 'deposit' queue. I said she was in the wrong queue but she couldn't answer as… — Nikhil Saluja
When life gets tough, remember: You were the strongest sperm. — Michelle Villaflor Amante
I might go to heaven, I might go to hell But at least I know my cum doesn't smell And if I ever drafted Brandon… — Trace Adkins
Whenever you're feeling down, remember; you're the sperm that won. — Cuts And Scars
DEAR BOYS, WHATEVER YOU GIVE A WOMAN, SHE WILL MAKE GREATER. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her… — Nylle
It's impossible to believe that the sperm that created you, beat out 1,000,000 others. — Green Monk
Just because you donate sperm does not make you a father. I don't have a father. I would never give him the credit or acknowledge… — Sarah Michelle Gellar
People forget we come from an embryo and we're part sperm and part ovary. We have both sides in us. — Michelle Rodriguez
This is it, folks. This is the idea which has kept me virtually unknown for the past 16 years. I have watched my crowds dwindle.… — Bill Hicks
The only jobs for which no man is qualified are human incubators and wet nurse. Likewise, the only job for which no woman is or… — Wilma Scott Heide
Everybody Google it, because that's why the water is salty. Fucking whale sperm. — Snooki
That Nigga Ain't my muhfuckin dad, he's just the Sperm Doner . — Jazmine Cuteass
You can shoot off some sperm and fertilize an egg but that dam sure dont make you a father, especially when you dont do anything… — J Mom
Hot gay guys are a waste of sperm needed for ugly people — Blanca Estelle Trujillo
A DADDY isn't defined as the man who makes the child,but rather the man who extends his hands and time to help with the child's… — Stephanie Marie

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