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- It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes… — Dave Barry
- Football is a fertility festival. Eleven sperm trying to get into the egg. I feel sorry for the goalkeeper. — Bjork
- Every batch of sperm represents an opportunity for genetic typos - called de novo mutations - to be passed on. A 20-year-old… — Jeffrey Kluger
- I didn't know then what a sperm was, and so wouldn't understand his answer for several years. "My boy," he said, "you… — Kurt Vonnegut
- Sperm is a bandit in its pure state. — Emile M. Cioran
- At the sperm bank there was a woman in the 'deposit' queue. I said she was in the wrong queue but she… — Nikhil Saluja
- I got this girl dropped out the army and she suck dick from the base, if she don't know nothin else the… — Dzodiac
- The cloning procedure is similar to IVF. The only difference is that the DNA of sperm and egg would be replaced by… — Nathan Myhrvold