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Love Quotes by Stephen Colbert
- Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across the country join together to raise America's obesity statistics. Personally, I love Thanksgiving traditions: watching…
- Agnostics are just atheists without balls.
- Why would we go to war on women? They don't have any oil.
- An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.
- I love the earth. If you ask me it's the greatest planet in the world.
- Some say, 'Those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it.' I say, 'Those who ignore history are in for a big surprise.'
- Foreign newspapers: if they've got nothing to hide, how come they don't print them in English?
- Evil exists because of the disobedience of Satan. God gave Satan, and the angels, and man free will. Satan used his free will and abused…
- I can't prove it, but I can say it.
- Shamelessness is a wonderful part of the character.
- Today, folks, should be all about love. Unless you're old.
- Don't be bitter. Everybody suffers. If you can accept your suffering then you will understand other people better. Be grateful for pain. Love life.
- There's nothing more I love than McDonald's dollar menu. With just the change I find between my couch cushions, I can eat something with the…
- When I read books it's to escape. It's so I don't have to talk to people.
- We're not talking about truth, we're talking about something that seems like truth - the truth we want to exist.
- You have a firm grasp of the obvious.
- I'm getting angry at liberals.
- You CAN make an omelette without breaking eggs. It's just a really bad omelette.
- I love the Internet, and the Internet loves me back. Why else would it offer me so much sex?
- Try to love others and serve others and hopefully find those who love and serve you in return.
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- Poets are the only people to whom love is not only a crucial, but an indispensable experience, which entitles them to mistake… — Hannah Arendt
- When I was a teenager, I read a lot of Poe. — Dario Argento
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- A great city is not to be confounded with a populous one. — Aristotle