"You have a firm grasp of the obvious." — Stephen Colbert
"You have a firm grasp of the obvious."
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321 Quotes by Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert has 321 quotes on this site.
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Look, PETA! If God hadn't wanted us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them so darn tasty!
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Even the weather page is in a state of moral decay. What?s wrong with red, white and blue, USA Today?…
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Make no mistake - they're coming for our guns. And we freedom-loving gun lovers are totally defenseless! Other than, you…
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Nothing reassures parents more than surrounding their kids with the kind of guys who have a lot of weapons and…
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Yes, Dr. King is pro-gun just as surely as Jesus would be pro-nails.
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If it's called the USA Today, why is all the news from yesterday?
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I welcome opposing viewpoints, but I should warn you that you'll be facing off against the 2nd-place finisher at the…
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Al Gore has a hit movie called 'An Inconvenient Truth.' I have an inconvenient truth for him: you're still not…
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First, [in high school], I smoked a lot of pot...and that's how I got to know the people 'half in'…
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If Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor, I am in huge trouble.
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I must confess that I've never trusted the Web. I've always seen it as a coward's tool. Where does it…
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Young girls are obsessed with having a thigh gap. I blame the impossible body standards set by Spongebob.
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More Firm Quotes
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The anvil of justice is planted firm, and fate who makes the sword does the forging in advance.
— Aeschylus
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I have always argued that change becomes stressful and overwhelming only when you've lost any sense of the constancy of…
— Richard Nelson Bolles
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A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him.
— David Brinkley
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Oprah Winfrey's global influence is unparalleled. Not only has her generosity and firm belief that education is the key to…
— Eli Broad
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Prejudices, it is well known, are most difficult to eradicate from the heart whose soil has never been loosened or…
— Charlotte Bronte
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For me, a good thriller must teach me something about the real world. Thrillers like 'Coma,' 'The Hunt for Red…
— Dan Brown
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To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the…
— Ralph Bunche
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I started with the firm conviction that when I came to the end, I wanted to be regretting the things…
— Michael Caine
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Stride forward with a firm, steady step knowing with a deep, certain inner knowing that you will reach every goal…
— Eileen Caddy
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A senator will come off Capitol Hill and they'll be barred from two years from lobbying in the Senate. So…
— Jack Abramoff
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When people ask me how is it I was a musician, I facetiously say that I'm a firm believer in…
— George Shearing
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The first precept in Buddhism is "Do not kill." This precept is not merely a legalistic prohibition, but a realization…
— Unknown Author
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