"When I read books it's to escape. It's……" — Stephen Colbert

"When I read books it's to escape. It's so I don't have to talk to people."

— Stephen Colbert

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321 Quotes by Stephen Colbert

Stephen Colbert has 321 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

Look, PETA! If God hadn't wanted us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them so darn tasty!
Even the weather page is in a state of moral decay. What?s wrong with red, white and blue, USA Today?…
Make no mistake - they're coming for our guns. And we freedom-loving gun lovers are totally defenseless! Other than, you…
Nothing reassures parents more than surrounding their kids with the kind of guys who have a lot of weapons and…
Yes, Dr. King is pro-gun just as surely as Jesus would be pro-nails.
If it's called the USA Today, why is all the news from yesterday?
I welcome opposing viewpoints, but I should warn you that you'll be facing off against the 2nd-place finisher at the…
Al Gore has a hit movie called 'An Inconvenient Truth.' I have an inconvenient truth for him: you're still not…
First, [in high school], I smoked a lot of pot...and that's how I got to know the people 'half in'…
If Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor, I am in huge trouble.
I must confess that I've never trusted the Web. I've always seen it as a coward's tool. Where does it…
Young girls are obsessed with having a thigh gap. I blame the impossible body standards set by Spongebob.

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High thoughts must have high language. — Aristophanes
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When it comes to the point where you occasionally look forward to being in prison on the basis that you… — Julian Assange
Films and television and even comic books are churning out vast quantities of fictional narratives, and the public continues to… — Paul Auster
I'm not a comic book guy at all. — Darren Aronofsky
I don't believe in personal immortality; the only way I expect to have some version of such a thing is… — Isaac Asimov
I'd never heard of the 'Lord of the Rings', actually. So I went to the bookstore and there it was,… — Sean Astin
The question is, are we happy to suppose that our grandchildren may never be able to see an elephant except… — David Attenborough
I have a big following among the biogeeks of this world. Nobody ever puts them in books. — Margaret Atwood
Once you publish a book, it is out of your control. You cannot dictate how people read it. — Margaret Atwood
Writers and books are cheap dates, especially when you compare the cost of a book with a ticket to the… — Margaret Atwood
Our generation in the west was lucky: we had readymade gateways. We had books, paper, teachers, schools and libraries. But… — Margaret Atwood

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