"Agnostics are just atheists without balls." — Stephen Colbert
"Agnostics are just atheists without balls."
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321 Quotes by Stephen Colbert
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Look, PETA! If God hadn't wanted us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them so darn tasty!
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Even the weather page is in a state of moral decay. What?s wrong with red, white and blue, USA Today?…
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Make no mistake - they're coming for our guns. And we freedom-loving gun lovers are totally defenseless! Other than, you…
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Nothing reassures parents more than surrounding their kids with the kind of guys who have a lot of weapons and…
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Yes, Dr. King is pro-gun just as surely as Jesus would be pro-nails.
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If it's called the USA Today, why is all the news from yesterday?
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I welcome opposing viewpoints, but I should warn you that you'll be facing off against the 2nd-place finisher at the…
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Al Gore has a hit movie called 'An Inconvenient Truth.' I have an inconvenient truth for him: you're still not…
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First, [in high school], I smoked a lot of pot...and that's how I got to know the people 'half in'…
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If Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor, I am in huge trouble.
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I must confess that I've never trusted the Web. I've always seen it as a coward's tool. Where does it…
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Young girls are obsessed with having a thigh gap. I blame the impossible body standards set by Spongebob.
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More Agnostics Quotes
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one of 23 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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The parents have a right to say that no teacher paid by their money shall rob their children of faith…
— William Jennings Bryan
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It is not merely true that a creed unites men. Nay, a difference of creed unites men - so long…
— Gilbert K. Chesterton
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Agnostics cannot understand Christ for the same reason a thief find a policeman -they don't want to.
— John Hagee
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It is an insult to God to believe in God. For on the one hand it is to suppose that…
— Galen Strawson
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We have Jews, Muslims, Hindus, atheists, agnostics, Buddhists, and their own path to grace is one that we have to…
— Barack Obama
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Since I learned the truth in Mecca, my dearest friends have come to include all kinds -- some Christians, Jews,…
— Malcolm X
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The timidity of the child or the savage is entirely reasonable; they are alarmed at this world, because this world…
— Gilbert K. Chesterton
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We never try to convert those who receive (aid) to Christianity but in our work we bear witness to the…
— Mother Teresa
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Sometimes I got my majors mixed up. A number of my fellow religious-studies students - muddled agnostics who didn't know…
— Yann Martel
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His mother and father were agnostics, and Jim respected devout Christians in the same way that he respected people who…
— J. G. Ballard
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The Internet has helped atheists and agnostics coalesce as never before.
— Lee Strobel
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I do know plenty of atheists, agnostics and skeptics who have become Christians through the years. In fact, several of…
— Lee Strobel
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