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- Love means never having to say you're sorry. That's why I never apologize to my mirror.
- If I had free time to go to Los Angeles to shoot a movie, I would rather spend it with my kids.
- If you love friends, you will serve your friends. If you love community, you will serve your community. If you love money, you will serve…
- I am no fan of books.
- If Germans are happy it means everyone else is miserable.
- The only thing that gets me high is the musky scent of my enemy's fear
- If I had a dime for everytime that I was wrong, I'd be broke.
- (Rush are) like the JD Salinger of Canadian Prog Rock
- Knock Knock. Who's there? The Truth. No joke.
- I live by syllogisms: God is love. Love is blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God. I don't know what I'd believe…
- brb, ttyl ok? wow, i saved a 'ton' of time with those acronyms.
- I love the truth. It's the facts I'm not a fan of.
- If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish…
- Arby's: If I was about to be killed, I would eat it.
- The more you know, the sadder you get.
- The skinnification of America's jeanscape has gone too far.
- Attack life, it's going to kill you anyway.
- There's nothing wrong with stretching the truth. We stretch taffy, and that just makes it more delicious.
- Making a better tomorrow, tomorrow.
- The pen is mightier than the sword, if you shoot that pen out of a gun
- ...why were you happier when you were a kid? Because you didn't know anything. The more you know, the sadder you get.
- I love making observations. That one is a classic example.
- Summer movie idea: take all the sequels that are out right now, and make movies about their backstories.
- Apply Truth liberally to the inflamed area.
- I scream, you scream, we all scream... for the truth.
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- Poets are the only people to whom love is not only a crucial, but an indispensable experience, which entitles them to mistake… — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore… — Pietro Aretino
- Let us love winter, for it is the spring of genius. — Pietro Aretino
- I want to do what I want when I want to do it not be dictated to by audiences. — Dario Argento
- I went through a phase where I thought nostalgia was a bad thing. — Dario Argento
- In Italy the censor is very old and there are many judges and psychiatrists who analyse you. — Dario Argento
- When I was a teenager, I read a lot of Poe. — Dario Argento
- I find that it's hard to fully examine one's life and not have faith be part of the discussion. — J. J. Abrams
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- I work with really hard-working people who are really good at what they do. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide