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- The entire future of marriage rests with Justice Anthony Kennedy, the man who declared in Citizens United that corporations are people with constitutional rights. I…
- We all know why [the generals] are so critical of the defense secretary. They're being defensive because they weren't able to implement his brilliant plan…
- TV's Tony Snow becomes the White House press secretary. How will he make the difficult transition from Fox News reporter to Republican apologist? ... Mr.…
- Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Give a man a sub-prime fish loan and you're in business, buddy!
- If women are breadwinners and men bring home the bacon, why do people complain about having no dough? I'm confused. Also hungry.
- My grandfather did not travel across 4,000 miles of the Atlantic Ocean to see this country overrun by immigrants. He did it because he killed…
- That’s why our TVs are brimming with so much hot man-on-pan action. You can’t channel surf for long without seeing turkey getting stuffed over and…
- Evil exists because of the disobedience of Satan. God gave Satan, and the angels, and man free will. Satan used his free will and abused…
- I know there are some polls out there saying this man has a 32% approval rating. But guys like us, we don't pay attention to…
- I stand by this man (President George W. Bush). I stand by this man because he stands for things. Not only for things, he stands…
- Give a man a suicide bomb, he blows up once. Teach a man to suicide bomb, he also blows up once.
- I spent my first two years at a small all-male college in Virginia called Hampden-Sydney. That was like going to college 120 years ago. The…
- Everything in nature has found a niche, a perfect harmony of balance. Man need to find his niche, his perfect balance, where he fits in…
- Here's how it works: the president makes decisions. He's the decider. The press secretary announces those decisions, and you people of the press type those…
- The way to a man's heart is through his stomach...just make sure you thrust upward through his ribcage.
- Christianity is the best way to cure gayness—just get on your knees, take a swig of wine, and accept the body of a man into…
- So, if I'm no cheerleader of sports, why write a chapter about it? Sports do have some positive impact on society. They solve problems, such…
- New study reveals men like to cuddle. Another study reveals men will say anything to get into bed with a woman.
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- A real man loves his wife, and places his family as the most important thing in life. Nothing has brought me more… — Frank Abagnale
- Strong men greet war, tempest, hard times. They wish, as Pindar said, to tread the floors of hell, with necessities as hard… — Ralph Waldo Emerson
- Nothing is more disgusting than the crowing about liberty by slaves, as most men are, and the flippant mistaking for freedom of… — Ralph Waldo Emerson
- Man cannot be free if he does not know that he is subject to necessity, because his freedom is always won in… — Hannah Arendt
- Jealousy is both reasonable and belongs to reasonable men, while envy is base and belongs to the base, for the one makes… — Aristotle