"TV's Tony Snow becomes the White House press……" — Stephen Colbert

"TV's Tony Snow becomes the White House press secretary. How will he make the difficult transition from Fox News reporter to Republican apologist? ... Mr. President, it is time to hire the folks who've never let you down. Limbaugh at Health and Human Services. Hannity at State. Then give Rummy the Medal of Freedom and install Bill O'Reilly as secretary of defense. Only problem, you might find yourself invading Vermont. And I'll replace Chertoff at Homeland Security. The man's done nothing to control the bear population."

— Stephen Colbert

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Distance does not decide who is your brother and who is not. The church is going to have to become… — Bono
Some Western biographies are apologist, and do not portray the negative side at all. — Deepak Chopra
Vietnam should remind conservatives that whenever you put your faith in big government for any reason, sooner or later you… — Karl Hess
You can't get too far into the Gospels without noticing that Jesus made a pretty lousy apologist. — Rachel Held Evans
Theres no hope, none, of ever talking about it without pissing somebody, if not everybody, off...By the end of this… — Anthony Bourdain
Christianity israrely understood by those outside its bounds. In fact, this is probably one of the greatest tasks confronting the… — Alister E. McGrath
It is important for the apologist who desires to be obedient to the Word of God in defending the faith… — Greg L. Bahnsen
When an apologist attempts to be autonomous in his reasoned argumentation he indicates that he considers God to be less… — Greg L. Bahnsen
Perhaps myself the first, at some expense of popularity, to unfold the true character of Jefferson, it is too late… — Alexander Hamilton
What would I have done if I'd been put to the test? Would I have risked my own life for… — Lionel Blue
To say anything about women and men without marking oneself as either feminist or anti-feminist, male-basher or apologist for men… — Deborah Tannen
When you put your faith in big government, you end up an apologist for mass murder. — Karl Hess

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