"Give a man a suicide bomb, he blows……" — Stephen Colbert

"Give a man a suicide bomb, he blows up once. Teach a man to suicide bomb, he also blows up once."

— Stephen Colbert

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321 Quotes by Stephen Colbert

Stephen Colbert has 321 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

Look, PETA! If God hadn't wanted us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them so darn tasty!
Even the weather page is in a state of moral decay. What?s wrong with red, white and blue, USA Today?…
Make no mistake - they're coming for our guns. And we freedom-loving gun lovers are totally defenseless! Other than, you…
Nothing reassures parents more than surrounding their kids with the kind of guys who have a lot of weapons and…
Yes, Dr. King is pro-gun just as surely as Jesus would be pro-nails.
If it's called the USA Today, why is all the news from yesterday?
I welcome opposing viewpoints, but I should warn you that you'll be facing off against the 2nd-place finisher at the…
Al Gore has a hit movie called 'An Inconvenient Truth.' I have an inconvenient truth for him: you're still not…
First, [in high school], I smoked a lot of pot...and that's how I got to know the people 'half in'…
If Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor, I am in huge trouble.
I must confess that I've never trusted the Web. I've always seen it as a coward's tool. Where does it…
Young girls are obsessed with having a thigh gap. I blame the impossible body standards set by Spongebob.

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More Blow Quotes

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Making movies was more a reaction to not being chosen for sports. Other kids were out there playing at whatever;… — J. J. Abrams
You blows who you is. — Louis Armstrong
My Latin temper blows up pretty fast, but it goes down just as fast. Maybe that's why you seldom hear… — Desi Arnaz
Bad company is like a nail driven into a post, which, after the first and second blow, may be drawn… — Saint Augustine
Good actions are a guard against the blows of adversity. — Abu Bakr
There's some quality you get when you're not totally comfortable. When you're not doing what you're used to, you could… — Beck
The main prank that we play with props is for people's birthdays. The special effects people will put a little… — Catherine Bell
Ah, lives of men! When prosperous they glitter - Like a fair picture; when misfortune comes - A wet sponge… — Aeschylus
For a murderous blow let murderous blow atone. — Aeschylus
My friends, whoever has had experience of evils knows how whenever a flood of ills comes upon mortals, a man… — Aeschylus
I have a theory about the human mind. A brain is a lot like a computer. It will only take… — Erma Bombeck
I dare not drink before a gig because I'll get tired and blow it. So I have to sit drinking… — John Bonham

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