"Give a man a fish and he'll eat……" — Stephen Colbert
"Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Give a man a sub-prime fish loan and you're in business, buddy!"
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321 Quotes by Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert has 321 quotes on this site.
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Look, PETA! If God hadn't wanted us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them so darn tasty!
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Even the weather page is in a state of moral decay. What?s wrong with red, white and blue, USA Today?…
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Make no mistake - they're coming for our guns. And we freedom-loving gun lovers are totally defenseless! Other than, you…
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Nothing reassures parents more than surrounding their kids with the kind of guys who have a lot of weapons and…
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Yes, Dr. King is pro-gun just as surely as Jesus would be pro-nails.
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If it's called the USA Today, why is all the news from yesterday?
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I welcome opposing viewpoints, but I should warn you that you'll be facing off against the 2nd-place finisher at the…
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Al Gore has a hit movie called 'An Inconvenient Truth.' I have an inconvenient truth for him: you're still not…
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First, [in high school], I smoked a lot of pot...and that's how I got to know the people 'half in'…
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If Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor, I am in huge trouble.
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I must confess that I've never trusted the Web. I've always seen it as a coward's tool. Where does it…
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Young girls are obsessed with having a thigh gap. I blame the impossible body standards set by Spongebob.
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A lot of these kids I think are more content just to be on Facebook and the computer than they…
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I have a buddy of mine who's a musician, and I play guitar and sing quite a bit with him.
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I used to have a list of things from my school buddies of what kind of art material they wanted.…
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I had to learn how to trust my gut. Trust what I know to be right... not right, but not…
— Mary J. Blige
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So many guys are so conservative with their hair, and I always joke with all my buddies when they mess…
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My best artist friend is definitely Jason Aldean. He and I really get along great and are really great friends.…
— Luke Bryan
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I've always wanted to do a female buddy film, the kind the guys get to do.
— Sandra Bullock
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One summer I remember, I got exposed to Chuck Berry and Buddy Holly and Buddy Holly was a very very…
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A senator will come off Capitol Hill and they'll be barred from two years from lobbying in the Senate. So…
— Jack Abramoff
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I'm working at trying to be a Christian, and that's serious business. It's like trying to be a good Jew,…
— Maya Angelou
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I remember crying all the time. My major thing growing up was I couldn't fit in. Because I was from…
— Tupac Shakur
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The American Marines have it [pride], and benefit from it. They are tough, cocky, sure of themselves and their buddies.…
— Mark W. Clark
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