"If I had a dime for everytime that……" — Stephen Colbert
"If I had a dime for everytime that I was wrong, I'd be broke."
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321 Quotes by Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert has 321 quotes on this site.
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Look, PETA! If God hadn't wanted us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them so darn tasty!
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Even the weather page is in a state of moral decay. What?s wrong with red, white and blue, USA Today?…
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Make no mistake - they're coming for our guns. And we freedom-loving gun lovers are totally defenseless! Other than, you…
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Nothing reassures parents more than surrounding their kids with the kind of guys who have a lot of weapons and…
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Yes, Dr. King is pro-gun just as surely as Jesus would be pro-nails.
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If it's called the USA Today, why is all the news from yesterday?
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I welcome opposing viewpoints, but I should warn you that you'll be facing off against the 2nd-place finisher at the…
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Al Gore has a hit movie called 'An Inconvenient Truth.' I have an inconvenient truth for him: you're still not…
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First, [in high school], I smoked a lot of pot...and that's how I got to know the people 'half in'…
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If Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor, I am in huge trouble.
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I must confess that I've never trusted the Web. I've always seen it as a coward's tool. Where does it…
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Young girls are obsessed with having a thigh gap. I blame the impossible body standards set by Spongebob.
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More Broke Quotes
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one of 1,786 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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Let me put it this way: I think Republicans tend to keep the ball in play, Democrats go for broke.
— Arthur Ashe
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Here is everything which can lay hold of the eye, ear and imagination - everything which can charm and bewitch…
— John Adams
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Normal people... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't…
— Scott Adams
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My dad used to draw these great cartoon figures. His dream was being a cartoonist, but he never achieved it,…
— Kathryn Bigelow
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We never got anything out of the recordings. I'm still as broke as I was when I was with the…
— Jimmy Carl Black
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I was broke until I was 40. Really broke. I could get by, but I had nothing.
— Lewis Black
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No matter what, your parents are going to worry about you. I had a tour bus, and my mother still…
— Lewis Black
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Yes, they broke the law, but we can't deport them. Let's get over this pointing fingers and do something about…
— Michael Bloomberg
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I almost broke my coccyx on 'The Wolf Man,' and I banged my head once. I had to fall really…
— Emily Blunt
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Well, I'm still here. Didn't have to go to rehab, and I'm not broke.
— Jimmy Buffett
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I moved from Cleveland to L.A. with a girlfriend, we broke up, and I lived out of my car for…
— Drew Carey
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For some reason I did something where I realized I could get a reaction. That was when I broke out…
— Jim Carrey
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