"Apply Truth liberally to the inflamed area." — Stephen Colbert
"Apply Truth liberally to the inflamed area."
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321 Quotes by Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert has 321 quotes on this site.
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Look, PETA! If God hadn't wanted us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them so darn tasty!
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Even the weather page is in a state of moral decay. What?s wrong with red, white and blue, USA Today?…
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Make no mistake - they're coming for our guns. And we freedom-loving gun lovers are totally defenseless! Other than, you…
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Nothing reassures parents more than surrounding their kids with the kind of guys who have a lot of weapons and…
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Yes, Dr. King is pro-gun just as surely as Jesus would be pro-nails.
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If it's called the USA Today, why is all the news from yesterday?
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I welcome opposing viewpoints, but I should warn you that you'll be facing off against the 2nd-place finisher at the…
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Al Gore has a hit movie called 'An Inconvenient Truth.' I have an inconvenient truth for him: you're still not…
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First, [in high school], I smoked a lot of pot...and that's how I got to know the people 'half in'…
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If Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor, I am in huge trouble.
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I must confess that I've never trusted the Web. I've always seen it as a coward's tool. Where does it…
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Young girls are obsessed with having a thigh gap. I blame the impossible body standards set by Spongebob.
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Young gentlemen, who are to display their knowledge to the world, should have every motive of emulation, should be formed…
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You really have to work hard and apply yourself and by applying yourself and working hard and being diligent, you…
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There is nothing so easy to learn as experience and nothing so hard to apply.
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No matter who you are, no matter what your color, creed, how you choose to pray or who you choose…
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Sure, I get the blues. But what I try to do, is apply joy to the blues, you know? I…
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The Black Mamba collection of watches is me: It is my alter ego, so to speak. As I mentioned before,…
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