"The pen is mightier than the sword, if……" — Stephen Colbert

"The pen is mightier than the sword, if you shoot that pen out of a gun"

— Stephen Colbert

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321 Quotes by Stephen Colbert

Stephen Colbert has 321 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

Look, PETA! If God hadn't wanted us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them so darn tasty!
Even the weather page is in a state of moral decay. What?s wrong with red, white and blue, USA Today?…
Make no mistake - they're coming for our guns. And we freedom-loving gun lovers are totally defenseless! Other than, you…
Nothing reassures parents more than surrounding their kids with the kind of guys who have a lot of weapons and…
Yes, Dr. King is pro-gun just as surely as Jesus would be pro-nails.
If it's called the USA Today, why is all the news from yesterday?
I welcome opposing viewpoints, but I should warn you that you'll be facing off against the 2nd-place finisher at the…
Al Gore has a hit movie called 'An Inconvenient Truth.' I have an inconvenient truth for him: you're still not…
First, [in high school], I smoked a lot of pot...and that's how I got to know the people 'half in'…
If Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor, I am in huge trouble.
I must confess that I've never trusted the Web. I've always seen it as a coward's tool. Where does it…
Young girls are obsessed with having a thigh gap. I blame the impossible body standards set by Spongebob.

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More Gun Quotes

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This is the sheriff you're talking about, with a gun and badge that enforces the law. Nothing is going to… — Joe Arpaio
These people were well dressed in skins, had some guns, but armed generally with bows and arrows and such other… — William Henry Ashley
Guns are evil! And very little good comes from the availability of a bullet designed to kill human beings! — Mackenzie Astin
If time were the wicked sheriff in a horse opera, I'd pay for riding lessons and take his gun away. — Wystan Hugh Auden
I'm from Texas, and I would love to do an old-fashioned gun-slinging Western. — Jensen Ackles
Gun control means being able to hit your target. If I have a 'hot button' issue, this is definitely it.… — Michael Badnarik
Gun bans disarm victims, putting them at the mercy of murderers or terrorists who think nothing of breaking the gun… — Michael Badnarik
I just want everyone to know that 20,000 gun laws in the United States are unconstitutional. They infringe on your… — Michael Badnarik
I love New York City; I've got a gun. — Charles Barkley
Civilization is a youth with a molotov cocktail in his hand. Culture is the Soviet tank or L.A. cop that… — Edward Abbey
If you are a gun manufacturer, the product you make is not subject to safety regulation by the Consumer Product… — Michael D. Barnes
It's not a gun control problem; it's a cultural control problem. — Bob Barr

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