"If I had free time to go to……" — Stephen Colbert
"If I had free time to go to Los Angeles to shoot a movie, I would rather spend it with my kids."
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321 Quotes by Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert has 321 quotes on this site.
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Look, PETA! If God hadn't wanted us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them so darn tasty!
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Even the weather page is in a state of moral decay. What?s wrong with red, white and blue, USA Today?…
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Make no mistake - they're coming for our guns. And we freedom-loving gun lovers are totally defenseless! Other than, you…
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Nothing reassures parents more than surrounding their kids with the kind of guys who have a lot of weapons and…
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Yes, Dr. King is pro-gun just as surely as Jesus would be pro-nails.
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If it's called the USA Today, why is all the news from yesterday?
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I welcome opposing viewpoints, but I should warn you that you'll be facing off against the 2nd-place finisher at the…
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Al Gore has a hit movie called 'An Inconvenient Truth.' I have an inconvenient truth for him: you're still not…
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First, [in high school], I smoked a lot of pot...and that's how I got to know the people 'half in'…
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If Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor, I am in huge trouble.
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I must confess that I've never trusted the Web. I've always seen it as a coward's tool. Where does it…
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Young girls are obsessed with having a thigh gap. I blame the impossible body standards set by Spongebob.
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More Angeles Quotes
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one of 590 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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My father is an actor, so he brought me into his agency when I was young. It wasn't something I…
— Jensen Ackles
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I mean I've never been thrown in jail in New York or Los Angeles.
— Sebastian Bach
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Los Angeles was an impression of failure, of disappointment, of despair, and of oddly makeshift lives. This is California? I…
— Joseph Barbera
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In Los Angeles all the loose objects in the country were collected, as if America had been tilted and everything…
— Saul Bellow
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There's sort of an open offer to work with a guy in Los Angeles who does big band and orchestra…
— Jello Biafra
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I resent the fact that people in places like Boston, New York, Chicago, Los Angeles, and San Francisco believe that…
— Wilford Brimley
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Los Angeles is an industry town, and it has great facilities and personnel. The disadvantage is that everyone there seems…
— Carter Burwell
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I think the paparazzi might have chased me out of Los Angeles.
— Nicolas Cage
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From cheesecake on a stick to meat skewers to deep-fried bananas on a stick - there are no plates anymore.…
— Steve Carell
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If you've driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it's like a golf course... Real estate values go…
— Adam Carolla
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Everything moves a little quicker in Los Angeles.
— Kyle Chandler
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When I went to Los Angeles right after high school, I got some acting jobs, and I never, ever wanted…
— Kelly Clarkson
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