My Kids Quotes

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My children - in many dimensions they're as poorly behaved as many other children, but at least on this dimension I've got my kids brainwashed:… — Steve Ballmer
The recycling in my house was imposed by my kids. — Antonio Banderas
I often feel very guilty because of the time that I spend outside of my home and the little time that sometimes I have for… — Antonio Banderas
I have my kids every Friday through Monday, and I don't leave them the whole time I have them. — Travis Barker
I hate every human being on earth. I feel that everyone is beneath me, and I feel they should all worship me. That's what I… — Roseanne Barr
If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. And I… — Mario Batali
I'm a dad, and I no longer see a way for my kids to even inherit the money that I'm making, let alone go out… — Glenn Beck
I want my kids to have a good work ethic. I believe you can achieve anything if you work hard enough to get it. — Victoria Beckham
I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. — Yogi Berra
I have a life. My kids don't run my house. — Mayim Bialik
I'm big on my kids being conventionally polite, and it works really well for them. — Mayim Bialik
I was kind of secretly hoping one of my kids would go out and make a million bucks. So when they put me in a… — Joe Biden
My kids don't watch any TV, but they watch videos and films. I'm sure they watch it at friends' houses. — Cate Blanchett
Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the dishes, sit in rooms they… — Erma Bombeck
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. — Erma Bombeck
When I was younger, I wasn't concentrating on good days. I was managing a career and trying to have a good year. It would always… — Albert Brooks
I wish there were two of me and 48-hour days so I could get everything done. But for me, I have to not try and… — Jessica Alba
Christmas morning, I'm going to open presents with my kids. I'm going to take pictures of them opening the presents. Then I'm going to come… — Kobe Bryant
I wish I could adjust my voice, but it's just what's happened to me. It's because I've lived abroad for a long time, and my… — Bill Bryson
I think my kids give mommy more attention than they give me. — Nick Cannon
Me personally, I wouldn't put my kids on television. But to each his own. — Nick Cannon
If my kids came to me and said, 'I'm gay,' I'd say, 'Son, I love you.' That's never at stake. Never, never, never at stake. — Kirk Cameron
My kids haven't watched one episode of 'Growing Pains'. I'll tell you why. When our kids were little, we never wanted Mommy or Daddy to… — Kirk Cameron
Most aspiring child actors or child stars have a passion for it. But as easy as it is for me to say that I wouldn't… — Nick Cannon
I don't think my kids have to worry too much about me embarrassing them because that's not how I would want to grow up, with… — Steve Carell

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