Sperm Quotes

60 quotes by 55 authors

Boy, I will smack you so hard, the sperm gonna wish they did the back stroke when they saw the egg that created you! — Madea
You gone wish the sperm did a backstroke when it saw the egg that created you! — Madea
A father is more than a sperm donor ! He's the provider, the taxi,and the cook. — IVEN GARLAND
If you're hurt, cheer up! Don't just cry on the side, it wouldn't help you. Instead, go on with your life! Remember,,, You were once… — Pacifiersucker
Doctors always blame sperm count, where as it is the problem with rushing wife. — Yssubramanyam
I sit down with my daughter and I said, 'Do you know how babies get here?' And she said, 'Well, the lady has an egg… — Robert Schimmel
I am not homophobic. In fact, I have two dads. See, I was born out of love. My two dads screened potential surrogates based on… — Rachel Berry
Whatever you give a woman , she will multiply it . If you give her sperm , she'll give you a child . If you… — JustAnotherGirl
Girl asks his mom if u swallow sperm, is that how u get pregnant? Mom answers, No Hun, that's how u pay the rent. — Adrianrayshawn
Mistake 1: being the fastest sperm — Amit Verma
I got this girl dropped out the army and she suck dick from the base, if she don't know nothin else the bitch gone know… — Dzodiac
This girl had a good job at the sperm bank, but she got fired for DRINKING on the job. — Kevin McCarty
If you ever feel that you are not strong, or tough enough to handle something just remember that once you were the fastest strongest sperm… — Nishan Panwar
Whatever you give a women she will make it greater , If you give her a sperm , she will you give a baby ,… — Ritu Ghatourey
Whenever you feel LOW, DEPRESSED or USELESS. Remember that YOU ARE the same SPERM that won a battle against a MILLION OTHERS. — JCzhang
Every person born into this world is a winner. When you think of the thousands of little sperm swimming upstream, and the first one to… — Ritu Ghatourey
Nurture: He will feed you his sperm, and you shall feed the baby. — Eugenia Lieu
A Lesbian dream: a Plastic Dildo that produce real sperm, so she can swallow !! — Glen Rambharack
I've just found out that I have very fast sperm. It can go from girlfriend's mouth to a tissue in 1.3 seconds — Nikhil Saluja
Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm and have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated. When the baby is born, they… — Kevin

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