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Robert Schimmel has 23 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Because when you’re laughing, there is no other emotion in that moment except for joy.
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What do you say when your friends come to visit and the dog starts humping their leg. Well, if it's a pit…
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So my wife said she read this article in a magazine and she said: 'You know, maybe you're suffering from premature ejaculation.'…
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Caution: Anal intercourse may lead to irregular heart rhythms. Yeah, you know I'm never gonna have to worry about that. Because God…
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One of my friends goes: 'So, you know what really turns me on; when girls talk dirty in bed.' Yeah I tried…
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What is it with the animals with the bikes? I took my daughter to the circus. She said: 'Daddy, how do they…
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So because of my act my daughter thinks she can talk to me about anything. She's been dating the same guy since…
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I sit down with my daughter and I said, 'Do you know how babies get here?' And she said, 'Well, the lady…
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It's my mission to try and give people fighting the disease the same gifts of laughter and a positive attitude I had.…
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I was making love one night with my wife and she said: 'You're in me.' I know where I am, shut the…
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Why are hemorrhoids called hemorrhoids and asteroids called asteroids? Wouldn't it make more sense if it was the other way around? But…
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I'm not ready to die. Period. To begin with, I cannot imagine a future without me in it. Can't do it.
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It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes…
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Football is a fertility festival. Eleven sperm trying to get into the egg. I feel sorry for the goalkeeper.
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Every batch of sperm represents an opportunity for genetic typos - called de novo mutations - to be passed on. A 20-year-old…
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The cloning procedure is similar to IVF. The only difference is that the DNA of sperm and egg would be replaced by…
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When sperm and egg unite, something goes from inanimate to animate. It is life.
— Mitt Romney
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Women of child-bearing age steadily run out of eggs by the continuous process of cell death. While reading a copy of the…
— Robert Winston
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I will love you as the iceberg loves the ship, and the passengers love the lifeboat and the lifeboat loves the teeth…
— Daniel Handler
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So generation after generation of men in love with pain and passivity serve out their time in the Zone, silent, redolent of…
— Thomas Pynchon
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Perhaps eggs are like neurons, which also are not replenished in adulthood: they know too much. Eggs must plan the party. Sperm…
— Natalie Angier
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Ah those knock-out body fluids: blood, sperm, tears!
— Jean Genet
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I suspect that I am the result of particularly weak conception on the part of my father. His sperm was probably emitted…
— John Kennedy Toole
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And yet, in each human coupling, a thousand million sperm vie for a single egg. Multiply those odds by countless generations, against…
— Alan Moore
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