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I Said Quotes by Robert Schimmel
- One of my friends goes: 'So, you know what really turns me on; when girls talk dirty in bed.' Yeah I tried that with my…
- What is it with the animals with the bikes? I took my daughter to the circus. She said: 'Daddy, how do they teach a bear…
- So because of my act my daughter thinks she can talk to me about anything. She's been dating the same guy since high school and…
- I sit down with my daughter and I said, 'Do you know how babies get here?' And she said, 'Well, the lady has an egg…
- I went to rent a car, and the guy goes, 'Do you want the extra insurance?' I said, 'Why...am I gonna get into an extra…
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