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- Caution: Anal intercourse may lead to irregular heart rhythms. Yeah, you know I'm never gonna have to worry about that. Because God gave me a…
- So because of my act my daughter thinks she can talk to me about anything. She's been dating the same guy since high school and…
- I was making love one night with my wife and she said: 'You're in me.' I know where I am, shut the fuck up.
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- The sad truth is that most evil is done by people who never make up their minds to be good or evil. — Hannah Arendt
- All virtue is summed up in dealing justly. — Aristotle
- Do you know how much you mean to me? Do you know that you are the first thing I think of when… — Superman
- Beautician: the official occupation of the 'I wear too much make-up fat girl'. — Nikhil Saluja
- Successful people don't relax on a chair. They feel relaxed with their work. They sleep with their dreams and wake up with… — Ritu Ghatourey
- Yet, so far from laboring to know the forbidden tree of worldly pleasures and its various fruits, man gives himself up to… — Johann Arndt
- The Things That Make You Feel Bad, Are The Ones That Will Eventually Go Away, So, You Should Never Give Up Fighting,… — Ritu Ghatourey
- I grew up in a working-class family, so I guess you could say I write from what I know. — Andrea Arnold