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She Said Quotes by Robert Schimmel
- So my wife said she read this article in a magazine and she said: 'You know, maybe you're suffering from premature ejaculation.' Yeah, does it…
- One of my friends goes: 'So, you know what really turns me on; when girls talk dirty in bed.' Yeah I tried that with my…
- What is it with the animals with the bikes? I took my daughter to the circus. She said: 'Daddy, how do they teach a bear…
- I sit down with my daughter and I said, 'Do you know how babies get here?' And she said, 'Well, the lady has an egg…
- I was making love one night with my wife and she said: 'You're in me.' I know where I am, shut the fuck up.
- I asked my wife to try anal sex. She said, 'Sure. You first.'
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- I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me. — Bill Watterson
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- She'll really tell me [what she thinks]. Like today I'm wearing brown suede pants, and she said, 'I don't like your pants.'… — Katie Holmes
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