"Why are hemorrhoids called hemorrhoids and asteroids called……" — Robert Schimmel

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• I always loved both 'Breakout' and 'Asteroids' - I thought they were really good games. There was another game called… — Nolan Bushnell
• On Friday the 13th, April 2029, an asteroid large enough to fill the Rose Bowl as though it were an… — Neil deGrasse Tyson
• Democrats do have a historic race going. Hillary Clinton vs. Barack Obama. Normally, when you see a black man or… — Jon Stewart
• Happens if a big asteroid hits Earth? Judging from realistic simulations... — Dave Barry
• And you know, talk about something else is falling from the sky. And that is an asteroid. What's coming our… — Unknown Author
• We no longer need to discuss whether or not it is safe – over a decade and a half with… — Mark Lynas
• Of the four billion life forms which have existed on this planet, three billion, nine hundred and sixty million are… — P.D. James
• It occurred to Susan that men were always waiting for something cataclysmic-love or war or a giant asteroid. Every man… — Bonnie Jo Campbell
• To set foot on the soil of the asteroids, to lift by hand a rock from the Moon, to observe… — Konstantin Tsiolkovsky
• When you need to stop an asteroid, you get Superman. When you need to solve a mystery, you call Batman.… — Gail Simone
• Eventually, I believe, everything evens out. Long ago an asteroid hit our planet and killed our dinosaurs. But in the… — Jack Handey
• "Sooner or later disasters such as an asteroid collision or a nuclear war could wipe us all out, But once… — Stephen Hawking

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