Hemorrhoids Quotes
- Awards are like hemorrhoids. Sooner or later every asshole gets one. — Francois Ozon
- The one who swallows cactuses with spines should not complain about hemorrhoids. — Etgar Keret
- Hemorrhoids can bleed, typically after a bowel movement, producing blood-streaked stool or toilet paper, .. The blood may turn water in the toilet bowl red.… — Alfred the Great
- One poll showed that Americans have a higher opinion of witches, the IRS and hemorrhoids than Congress — Tom Coburn
- I saw a sign one time that said 'hemorrhoids awareness week' at the doctor's office. Let me tell you, if you got hemorrhoids, I'm sure… — Larry the Cable Guy
- Sir, this lane is for ten items or less. I’m counting thirteen items in your cart, including that hemorrhoid cream. And while hemorrhoids might give… — J.A. Konrath
- You must be Pain in the Nick.†– Dev “Huh?†– Nick “Don’t wet your pets. Just a figure of speech. Your mom’s been talking… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
- I think God created ex-wives to remind us that hemorrhoids really aren't the biggest pain the ass! — Jason Lee
- Why are hemorrhoids called hemorrhoids and asteroids called asteroids? Wouldn't it make more sense if it was the other way around? But if that was… — Robert Schimmel