"Sir, this lane is for ten items or……" — J.A. Konrath
"Sir, this lane is for ten items or less. I’m counting thirteen items in your cart, including that hemorrhoid cream. And while hemorrhoids might give you a reason to be nasty, they don’t give you a reason to be in this lane."
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J.A. Konrath
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