"Happens if a big asteroid hits Earth? Judging……" — Dave Barry
"Happens if a big asteroid hits Earth? Judging from realistic simulations..."
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508 Quotes by Dave Barry
Dave Barry has 508 quotes on this site.
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the…
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only…
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More Asteroid Quotes
This quote is filed under Asteroid Quotes,
one of 54 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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On Friday the 13th, April 2029, an asteroid large enough to fill the Rose Bowl as though it were an…
— Neil deGrasse Tyson
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Democrats do have a historic race going. Hillary Clinton vs. Barack Obama. Normally, when you see a black man or…
— Jon Stewart
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And you know, talk about something else is falling from the sky. And that is an asteroid. What's coming our…
— Unknown Author
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We no longer need to discuss whether or not it is safe – over a decade and a half with…
— Mark Lynas
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It occurred to Susan that men were always waiting for something cataclysmic-love or war or a giant asteroid. Every man…
— Bonnie Jo Campbell
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When you need to stop an asteroid, you get Superman. When you need to solve a mystery, you call Batman.…
— Gail Simone
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Eventually, I believe, everything evens out. Long ago an asteroid hit our planet and killed our dinosaurs. But in the…
— Jack Handey
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"Sooner or later disasters such as an asteroid collision or a nuclear war could wipe us all out, But once…
— Stephen Hawking
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We made and spent at least 10 million dollars. The thing is, we heard that the planet was going to…
— Spencer Pratt
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Imagine a giant asteroid on a direct collision course with Earth. That is the equivalent of what we face now…
— James Hansen
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Our biggest threat is not an asteroid about to crash into us, something we can do nothing about. Instead, all…
— Jared Diamond
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The dinosaurs never saw that asteroid coming. What's our excuse?
— Neil deGrasse Tyson
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