"Happens if a big asteroid hits Earth? Judging……" — Dave Barry

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• On Friday the 13th, April 2029, an asteroid large enough to fill the Rose Bowl as though it were an… — Neil deGrasse Tyson
• Democrats do have a historic race going. Hillary Clinton vs. Barack Obama. Normally, when you see a black man or… — Jon Stewart
• And you know, talk about something else is falling from the sky. And that is an asteroid. What's coming our… — Unknown Author
• We no longer need to discuss whether or not it is safe – over a decade and a half with… — Mark Lynas
• It occurred to Susan that men were always waiting for something cataclysmic-love or war or a giant asteroid. Every man… — Bonnie Jo Campbell
• When you need to stop an asteroid, you get Superman. When you need to solve a mystery, you call Batman.… — Gail Simone
• Eventually, I believe, everything evens out. Long ago an asteroid hit our planet and killed our dinosaurs. But in the… — Jack Handey
• "Sooner or later disasters such as an asteroid collision or a nuclear war could wipe us all out, But once… — Stephen Hawking
• We made and spent at least 10 million dollars. The thing is, we heard that the planet was going to… — Spencer Pratt
• Imagine a giant asteroid on a direct collision course with Earth. That is the equivalent of what we face now… — James Hansen
• Our biggest threat is not an asteroid about to crash into us, something we can do nothing about. Instead, all… — Jared Diamond
• The dinosaurs never saw that asteroid coming. What's our excuse? — Neil deGrasse Tyson

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