"I asked my wife to try anal sex.……" — Robert Schimmel
"I asked my wife to try anal sex. She said, 'Sure. You first.'"
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22 Quotes by Robert Schimmel
Robert Schimmel has 22 quotes on this site.
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Because when you’re laughing, there is no other emotion in that moment except for joy.
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What do you say when your friends come to visit and the dog starts humping their leg. Well, if it's…
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So my wife said she read this article in a magazine and she said: 'You know, maybe you're suffering from…
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Caution: Anal intercourse may lead to irregular heart rhythms. Yeah, you know I'm never gonna have to worry about that.…
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One of my friends goes: 'So, you know what really turns me on; when girls talk dirty in bed.' Yeah…
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What is it with the animals with the bikes? I took my daughter to the circus. She said: 'Daddy, how…
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So because of my act my daughter thinks she can talk to me about anything. She's been dating the same…
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I sit down with my daughter and I said, 'Do you know how babies get here?' And she said, 'Well,…
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It's my mission to try and give people fighting the disease the same gifts of laughter and a positive attitude…
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I was making love one night with my wife and she said: 'You're in me.' I know where I am,…
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Why are hemorrhoids called hemorrhoids and asteroids called asteroids? Wouldn't it make more sense if it was the other way…
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I'm not ready to die. Period. To begin with, I cannot imagine a future without me in it. Can't do…
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More Anal Quotes
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One argument against open systems is that they become open to everything, good and bad. Like a Richard Meier skyscraper,…
— Douglas Rushkoff
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I am pretty anal about not crazy Googling myself, and searching. I am sure there are all kinds of horrible…
— Lauren Bowles
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Somewhere in your career, your work changes. It becomes less anal, less careful and more spontaneous, more to do with…
— Ben Kingsley
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I can spend hours in a grocery store. I get so excited when I see food, I go crazy. I…
— Cameron Diaz
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It's fine to have anal sex as long as you're not in high school.
— Mia Kirshner
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I can't stand being around anal people, especially anal people with big egos.
— Laura Prepon
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You'd have to have one hell of an imagination to completely make up a story, but historians are very anal…
— Dougray Scott
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I love anal sex
— Federico Garcia Lorca
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Just don't forget our deal, Lois. I sit through this and later tonight I get anal. You hear me? No…
— Peter Griffin
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I love sex, especially anal. when I stick my dick in a guy, ohhhhh.
— Justin Bieber
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I'm anal retentive. I'm a workaholic. I have insomnia. And I'm a control freak. That's why I'm not married. Who…
— Madonna
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There are a lot of great comediennes who have influenced me. But I never ever thought that I would have…
— Anna Faris
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