Anal Quotes

23 quotes by 20 authors

One argument against open systems is that they become open to everything, good and bad. Like a Richard Meier skyscraper, the anal retentive, Bauhaus elegance… — Douglas Rushkoff
I am pretty anal about not crazy Googling myself, and searching. I am sure there are all kinds of horrible things being said that I… — Lauren Bowles
Somewhere in your career, your work changes. It becomes less anal, less careful and more spontaneous, more to do with the information that your soul… — Ben Kingsley
I can spend hours in a grocery store. I get so excited when I see food, I go crazy. I spend hours arranging my baskets… — Cameron Diaz
It's fine to have anal sex as long as you're not in high school. — Mia Kirshner
I can't stand being around anal people, especially anal people with big egos. — Laura Prepon
You'd have to have one hell of an imagination to completely make up a story, but historians are very anal about what they think should… — Dougray Scott
I love anal sex — Federico Garcia Lorca
Just don't forget our deal, Lois. I sit through this and later tonight I get anal. You hear me? No matter how neat I want… — Peter Griffin
I love sex, especially anal. when I stick my dick in a guy, ohhhhh. — Justin Bieber
I'm anal retentive. I'm a workaholic. I have insomnia. And I'm a control freak. That's why I'm not married. Who could stand me? — Madonna
There are a lot of great comediennes who have influenced me. But I never ever thought that I would have any comedic ability. My family… — Anna Faris
College is hardly 'just being a kid.' It's really hard.....I was such a nerd. I was nerdier than most of the other students. My best… — Claire Danes
Just read 66 pages of PerezHilton.com. If I didn't have anal sex on camera for a living, I'd be a total waste of human life. — Asa Akira
So many invitations to prom on my twitter.... I knew all this anal sex would eventually make me popular. — Asa Akira
Anal tounge darts; I don't know what that is, and I never want to know. — Morgan Webb
Caution: Anal intercourse may lead to irregular heart rhythms. Yeah, you know I'm never gonna have to worry about that. Because God gave me a… — Robert Schimmel
I asked my wife to try anal sex. She said, 'Sure. You first.' — Robert Schimmel
I had Anal sex with this 26 years old girl, next day she call me up and tell me that I have to pay her… — Glen Rambharack
The closest I ever came to initiating anal sex was a butt dial. — Laura S

Who Wrote These Anal Quotes

20 authors contributed a total of 23 Anal Quotes as follows: