I Asked My Wife Quotes
- I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said. So I suggested… — Red Skelton
- I asked my wife, 'Is there somebody else?' She said, 'There MUST be.' — Rodney Dangerfield
- I asked my wife to try anal sex. She said, 'Sure. You first.' — Robert Schimmel