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- So my wife said she read this article in a magazine and she said: 'You know, maybe you're suffering from premature ejaculation.' Yeah, does it…
- Caution: Anal intercourse may lead to irregular heart rhythms. Yeah, you know I'm never gonna have to worry about that. Because God gave me a…
- One of my friends goes: 'So, you know what really turns me on; when girls talk dirty in bed.' Yeah I tried that with my…
- So because of my act my daughter thinks she can talk to me about anything. She's been dating the same guy since high school and…
- I sit down with my daughter and I said, 'Do you know how babies get here?' And she said, 'Well, the lady has an egg…
- I was making love one night with my wife and she said: 'You're in me.' I know where I am, shut the fuck up.
- When it comes to my wife and blowjobs, my dicks in the Witness Protection Program. 'Dick? I dont know nobody named Dick.'
- You know what's weird about plane crashes is that you watch it on the news and they say the people have to be identified by…
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