"I went to a bookstore and asked the……" — George Carlin

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help… - George Carlin
"I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose."

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