Saleswoman Quotes
- I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. — George Carlin
- I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the… — Dennis Miller
- Top 10 Things to do at the Mall 10. At the bottom of an escalator, scream MY SHOELACES! AAAGH! 9. At the stylist, ask to… — Nate