"I walked into the local library and asked……" — Jeremy Limn

"I walked into the local library and asked the librarian do you've any books on the meaning of life? And she said go look in the self help section. I walked throughout the library looking for the self help section, and I realised there wasn't such a place on the library map. I went back to the librarian and asked again where is the meaning of life section and she said go to the self help section. So I searched the library for the self help section. And I went back to the librarian and I asked again where is the self help section? She said you're looking for it not me."

— Jeremy Limn

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