Help Section Quotes
- I've got stress like anybody else, and it builds up during the day. Like, I'll be trying to do something on the computer, and I'll… — Lewis Black
- I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. — George Carlin
- Because sometimes you just have to dance like a madman in the Self-Help section of your local bookstore. — David Levithan
- An honest bookstore would post the following sign above its 'self-help' section: 'For true self-help, please visit our philosophy, literature, history and science sections, find… — Roger Ebert
- I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the… — Dennis Miller
- I walked into the local library and asked the librarian do you've any books on the meaning of life? And she said go look in… — Jeremy Limn
- A lot of books in the self-help section of your bookstore really belong in the fiction section. — Steve Maraboli