Egg Quotes

375 quotes by 330 authors

Some perfect wife I am. I've been married four times, divorced four times, have no children, and can't boil an egg. — Myrna Loy
There are two kinds of cloning right now. One is therapeutic cloning which is for coming up with cures for life threatening, really, really awful… — Mary Tyler Moore
I've never worked out what the moral of Humpty Dumpty is. I can only think of: Don't sit on a wall, if you're an egg. — Ricky Gervais
I bet you think an egg is something you casually order for breakfast when you can't think of anything else. Well, so did I once,… — Claudette Colbert
The world is hollow. It's a lot to take in. Like cracking an egg and finding nothing inside. Or a full grown elephant. — Geraldine McCaughrean
If you could choose to master a single ingredient, no choice would teach you more about cooking than the egg. It is an end in… — Michael Ruhlman
One of my many horrors is to become the man with the frayed jacket and unfastened flies standing at the Co-op counter with egg on… — Per Petterson
It takes one hen to lay an egg, but seven men to sell it. — C. J. Dennis
A day without an argument is like an egg without salt. — Angela Carter
You can't make an egg without frying an egg — Thom Yorke
The allegations of me being a pedophile are spurious, at best. However I will admit that taking my knickers off in the park and having… — Thom Yorke
Puritanism, believing itself quick with the seed of religious liberty, laid, without knowing it, the egg of democracy. — James Russell Lowell
When film is not a document, it is dream. That is why Tarkovsky is the greatest of them all. He moves with such naturalness in… — Ingmar Bergman
The atmosphere almost looks like an eggshell on an egg, it's so thin. We know that we don't have much air - we need to… — Eileen Collins
The hard reality is that the omelette has been made and you cannot get your egg back. — K.P. Fabian
Is an egg a vegetable? — Jodie Marsh
Don't say "The last one there is a rotten egg": unless you're absolutely sure there's a slow kid behind you. — Cynthia Lewis
Let me tell you, sisters, seeing dried egg on a plate in the morning is a lot dirtier than anything I've had to deal with… — Ann Richards
Younger workers should have more freedom to build their retirement nest egg. — Gresham Barrett
A friend of mine was asked to a costume ball a short time ago. He slapped some egg on his face and went as a… — Ronald Reagan

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