Candy Quotes

439 quotes by 386 authors

You don't argue with a four-year old about why he shouldn't eat candy for dinner. You don't punch a mentally handicapped guy even if he… — Scott Adams
Working with Candy Bergen was really wonderful. — Jacqueline Bisset
All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911. — Lewis Black
The worst thing about Halloween is, of course, candy corn. It's unbelievable to me. Candy corn is the only candy in the history of America… — Lewis Black
I feel like a little kid who just walked into a candy store. I think that's something to smile about. — Brandon Boyd
You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar. — George Carlin
We (The British) have not journeyed across the centuries, across the oceans, across the mountains, across the prairies, because we are made of sugar candy. — Winston Churchill
New Rule: If an Evangelical tries to use Halloween to pimp Jesus to kids, they get to egg his house. On Halloween, the president of… — Bill Maher
1,2,3, I'm at the Chelsey Hotel, like, Sid and Nancy, with knife, and two grams of candy — Yelawolf
Power is what they want, not candy-power to execute their design, power to give legs and feet, form and actuality to their thought; which, to… — Ralph Waldo Emerson
"On unanticipated problems: There's been "a dramatic increase in edibles." And "no one had ever worried about dosage sizes. The original edibles that came out,… — John Hickenlooper
On Valentine's Day, millions of men give millions of women flowers, cards and candy as a heartfelt expression of the emotion that also motivates men… — Dave Barry
The best thing about candy is that it can't be spoiled by the adult world. Candy is innocent. — Rosecrans Baldwin
Children will watch anything, and when a broadcaster uses crime and violence and other shoddy devices to monopolize a child's attention, it's worse than taking… — Newton N. Minow
Shine it up real nice, turn it sideways, and stick it straight up your candy ass! — Dwayne Johnson
I'm just like a giant candy cane, the ladies want to lick me all over. — Raven
Boredom is what you fight. Constant, ever-present boredom. So you learn to look forward to small things. Sunlight glimpsed through a cloud, an extra piece… — Valerie Wilson Wesley
According to USA Today, 74 percent of Americans plan to hand out candy this Halloween. Although President Obama thinks it should be just the top… — Jay Leno
Literature is composed of quarter truths, and the quarters are often spent on penny candy. — William H. Gass
After all, they'd be busy for a while, they were Candymakers now, and they had a whole lotta candy to make. — Wendy Mass

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