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Candy Quotes by Steve Almond
- There's something incredibly liberating about a holiday that encourages children to take candy from strangers
- I have a hard time defending the production of candy, given that it is basically crack for children and makes them dependent in unwholesome ways.
- At about the age of ten, during a late summer visit to Sears to buy school clothes, I became aware of the concept of candy…
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- Working with Candy Bergen was really wonderful. — Jacqueline Bisset
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- I feel like a little kid who just walked into a candy store. I think that's something to smile about. — Brandon Boyd
- You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar. — George Carlin
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