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Candy Quotes by Mitch Hedberg
- A lollipop is a cross between hard candy and garbage.
- I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store, oftentimes I will drop it…
- I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but…
More Candy Quotes
- The opportunities of the twenty-first century make those of us who care about cities feel like kids in a candy store: How… — Greg Nickels
- You don't argue with a four-year old about why he shouldn't eat candy for dinner. You don't punch a mentally handicapped guy… — Scott Adams
- I feel like a little kid who just walked into a candy store. I think that's something to smile about. — Brandon Boyd
- The best thing about candy is that it can't be spoiled by the adult world. Candy is innocent. — Rosecrans Baldwin
- Shine it up real nice, turn it sideways, and stick it straight up your candy ass! — Dwayne Johnson
- Though she doesn't remember any trauma, she said that her parents told her she cried on a daily basis and her grandmother… — Mila Kunis
- I was as afraid as the next man in my time and maybe more so. But with the years, fear had come… — Ernest Hemingway
- I was just thinking how unfortunate it'd be to be a fat girl named Candy. — Zach Galifianakis