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• Hemingway is terribly limited. His technique is good for short stories, for people who meet once in a bar very… — Wystan Hugh Auden
• Two men look out the same prison bars; one sees mud and the other stars. — Beck
• When a little more than a teenager, I was a piano-bar pianist in the land where I was born and… — Andrea Bocelli
• The American legal industry is a medieval guild in which the prosecutors, bar, and bench join hands to ensure that… — Conrad Black
• I first started playing in piano bars for three reasons - to make money, to be in the company of… — Andrea Bocelli
• I started out mopping floors, waiting tables, and tending bar at my dad's tavern. I put myself through school working… — John Boehner
• My dad and my uncles owned a bar outside of Cincinnati. I worked there growing up, mopping floors, waiting tables. — John Boehner
• The need to be right all the time is the biggest bar to new ideas. — Edward de Bono
• I write to discover what I think. After all, the bars aren't open that early. — Daniel J. Boorstin
• I've sat in sushi bars, really fine ones, and I know how hard this guy worked, how proud he is.… — Anthony Bourdain
• The girl I find who wants to talk about quantum theory in a bar is the one I want to… — Brandon Boyd
• When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine. — David Brenner

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