Vending Quotes

25 quotes by 23 authors

You can use the Internet to find out, from anywhere on the planet: exactly how much coffee is in a certain coffee machine at Cambridge… — Dave Barry
I'm not sure I knew what an entrepreneur was when I was ten, but I knew that starting little businesses and trying to sell greeting… — Steve Case
Some people seem to believe that for each problem there is a solution readily available - a solution that can be promptly achieved by passing… — John W. Gardner
Congress, 535 commoditized temple monkeys pawing through the ruins of America in search of bribes. The bicameral whorehouse on Capitol Hill works like a vending… — Fred Reed
Male sexual response is far brisker and more automatic. It is triggered easily by things - like putting a quarter in a vending machine. — Alex Comfort
I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store, oftentimes I will drop it… — Mitch Hedberg
Parents have a right to expect that their efforts at home won't be undone each day in the school cafeteria or in the vending machine… — Michelle Obama
When all of your decisions are based on economics, you end up with a sameness of vision. You're not taking the risks, you're not exploiting… — Steven Bochco
I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but… — Mitch Hedberg
We need to reform our school lunch programs. We need to get healthy items into the vending machines. — Joan Lunden
Just tell me, Percy, do you still have the birthday gift I gave you last summer?" I nodded and pulled out my camp necklace. It… — Rick Riordan
It's safe to assume that by 2085 guns will be sold in vending machines but you won't be able to smoke anywhere in America. — David Sedaris
Vending Machine: "This product has no known nutritional value and may cause irritability or wakefulness in some individuals. Please enjoy your selection and your day."… — Nora Roberts
I turned around and headed back to the stairwell, planning to go downstairs and buy a chocolate bar from the vending machine. Maybe it would… — Kenneth Oppel
My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine. — Caroline Rhea
Being part of the Fresh Healthy Vending team and the corporate-owned operations division has been incredible thus far. It has given me enough knowledge to… — Steve Finley
With Fresh Healthy Vending growing by the day, my role is ever-evolving, just as the company is, and I intend to take on any necessary… — Steve Finley
Change is inevitable - except from a vending machine. — Robert C Gallagher
I'd watch my father get up at 5 o'clock and go down to the Eastern Market in Detroit to do the shopping for his restaurant,… — Ed Bradley
Like a vending machine I keep dat coke man So much powder, I can make a snowman. — Gucci Mane

Who Wrote These Vending Quotes

23 authors contributed a total of 25 Vending Quotes as follows: