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- You can use the Internet to find out, from anywhere on the planet: exactly how much coffee is in a certain coffee… — Dave Barry
- I'm not sure I knew what an entrepreneur was when I was ten, but I knew that starting little businesses and trying… — Steve Case
- Some people seem to believe that for each problem there is a solution readily available - a solution that can be promptly… — John W. Gardner
- Congress, 535 commoditized temple monkeys pawing through the ruins of America in search of bribes. The bicameral whorehouse on Capitol Hill works… — Fred Reed
- Male sexual response is far brisker and more automatic. It is triggered easily by things - like putting a quarter in a… — Alex Comfort
- I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store, oftentimes I… — Mitch Hedberg
- Parents have a right to expect that their efforts at home won't be undone each day in the school cafeteria or in… — Michelle Obama
- When all of your decisions are based on economics, you end up with a sameness of vision. You're not taking the risks,… — Steven Bochco
- I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll… — Mitch Hedberg
- We need to reform our school lunch programs. We need to get healthy items into the vending machines. — Joan Lunden
- Just tell me, Percy, do you still have the birthday gift I gave you last summer?" I nodded and pulled out my… — Rick Riordan
- It's safe to assume that by 2085 guns will be sold in vending machines but you won't be able to smoke anywhere… — David Sedaris