Candy Bar Quotes

24 quotes by 22 authors

You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar. — George Carlin
Truth-tellers are not always palatable. There is a preference for candy bars. — Gwendolyn Brooks
No candy bars unless I've had a low blood sugar where I'm shaky — Mary Tyler Moore
We went from candy bars, to handle bars, to hangin' in bars, to being behind bars — MF Grimm
We as parents are our children's first and best role models, and this is particularly true when it comes to their health. ...We can't lie… — Michelle Obama
I like crazy, childlike, candy bar-filled cakes with gooey caramel, chocolate-covered nuts, marshmallows, and the like. — Ron Ben-Israel
I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store, oftentimes I will drop it… — Mitch Hedberg
... man is eating the earth up like a candy bar. — Anne Sexton
Of course kids should pay taxes.Tell littlie johnny if he wants to ride his bicycle on the sidewalk instead of in the mud,he's got to… — Jim Rohn
I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but… — Mitch Hedberg
After watching my first World Series in 1977, I wanted to be Reggie Jackson. I bought a big Reggie poster. I ate Reggie candy bars.… — Eric Liu
Whoever thought a tiny candy bar should be called fun size was a moron. — Glenn Beck
I remembered my New Orleans days, living on two five-cent candy bars a day for weeks at a time in order to have leisure to… — Charles Bukowski
You're not looking for a partner," Ranger said. "You're looking for an enforcer. You hate to run. You must be worried about getting into that… — Janet Evanovich
Any good Irwin can make going to the corner store for a candy bar and a Coke lood death defying and suicidal. — Mira Grant
Whoa," Connor Stoll said. "Back up. Zoom in right there." "What?" Annabeth said nervously. "You see invaders?" "No, right thereâ€”Dylan's Candy Bar." Connor grinned at… — Rick Riordan
Years are like candy bars... We're paying more, but they're getting shorter. — Charles M. Schulz
You know, people always warn children about taking candy from strange adults. But they never warn us adults about taking candy from strange children. All… — Pseudonymous Bosch
Well, let's see, I found out Pagan has low blood sugar and becomes a complete b--witch if she doesn't eat a candy bar during a… — Abbi Glines
He handed her the other half of his candy bar. She stared at it like it was a brick of gold. "I'm on a diet."… — Jill Shalvis

Who Wrote These Candy Bar Quotes

22 authors contributed a total of 24 Candy Bar Quotes as follows: