Candy Bar Quotes
24 quotes by 22 authors
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You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.
— George Carlin
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Truth-tellers are not always palatable. There is a preference for candy bars.
— Gwendolyn Brooks
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No candy bars unless I've had a low blood sugar where I'm shaky
— Mary Tyler Moore
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We went from candy bars, to handle bars, to hangin' in bars, to being behind bars
— MF Grimm
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We as parents are our children's first and best role models, and this is particularly true when it comes to their health. ...We can't lie…
— Michelle Obama
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I like crazy, childlike, candy bar-filled cakes with gooey caramel, chocolate-covered nuts, marshmallows, and the like.
— Ron Ben-Israel
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I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store, oftentimes I will drop it…
— Mitch Hedberg
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... man is eating the earth up like a candy bar.
— Anne Sexton
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Of course kids should pay taxes.Tell littlie johnny if he wants to ride his bicycle on the sidewalk instead of in the mud,he's got to…
— Jim Rohn
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I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but…
— Mitch Hedberg
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After watching my first World Series in 1977, I wanted to be Reggie Jackson. I bought a big Reggie poster. I ate Reggie candy bars.…
— Eric Liu
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Whoever thought a tiny candy bar should be called fun size was a moron.
— Glenn Beck
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I remembered my New Orleans days, living on two five-cent candy bars a day for weeks at a time in order to have leisure to…
— Charles Bukowski
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You're not looking for a partner," Ranger said. "You're looking for an enforcer. You hate to run. You must be worried about getting into that…
— Janet Evanovich
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Any good Irwin can make going to the corner store for a candy bar and a Coke lood death defying and suicidal.
— Mira Grant
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Whoa," Connor Stoll said. "Back up. Zoom in right there." "What?" Annabeth said nervously. "You see invaders?" "No, right there—Dylan's Candy Bar." Connor grinned at…
— Rick Riordan
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Years are like candy bars... We're paying more, but they're getting shorter.
— Charles M. Schulz
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You know, people always warn children about taking candy from strange adults. But they never warn us adults about taking candy from strange children. All…
— Pseudonymous Bosch
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Well, let's see, I found out Pagan has low blood sugar and becomes a complete b--witch if she doesn't eat a candy bar during a…
— Abbi Glines
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He handed her the other half of his candy bar. She stared at it like it was a brick of gold. "I'm on a diet."…
— Jill Shalvis
Who Wrote These Candy Bar Quotes
22 authors contributed a total of 24 Candy Bar Quotes as follows: